Wary of his long injury history, the Patriots’ brass has decided to amputate and replace all of Rob Gronkowski’s arms and legs with bionic parts.
“Lol it’s gonna be SICK,” said Gronk. “I’m gonna be like R2D2 out there. And R2D2 is a guy who I have really tried to model my life after, so I think it’ll be great.”
When asked if he feared any negative repercussions from the surgery, Gronkowski said he hadn’t thought that far ahead. He then proceeded to fart and laughed uncontrollably for the following minute.
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