When asked how he managed to lead the Cavs to victory against the Indiana Pacers on Sunday, star LeBron James said, “First and foremost, I’m the most bitchiest player in the league. I threw Ty Lue under the bus at the beginning of this series, I criticized JR Smith’s shot-selections last game, and I only just recently allowed Kevin Love to start sleeping inside (he was previously an outdoor dog).”
“That kind of bitchiness is just unprecedented,” said James. “It’s what gets my team to play such beautiful ball.
“Remember that Zero-Dark-23 thing where I claimed I would not use any social media throughout the playoff? Yeah, just posted a Snapstory yesterday. That’s called elevating your bitchiness come playoffs.
“Think MJ was this bitchy? Kobe? HELL no. And that’s why I’m the greatest to ever do it.”
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