Yodel Kid — y’know, that kid who was weirdly yodeling in a Walmart one time and a week later was like somehow invited to perform at Coachella — has recently been arrested on suspicion of drug trafficking and prostitution.
“I don’t give a F***,” said Yodel Kid as he was forcibly dragged into a police van. “So what if I sell a little rock or hit some b*tches on the side? Errbody do that where I’m from.”
“I’m this generations John Lennon. Man, Beethoven, Elvis — they WISH they was as talented as me,” shouted Yodel Kid from the back of the police van.
Speakeasy Sports 